1. so what are you up to today, working? whatever that means.

    Did I mention I Love him yet

    (Source: patheticjunkies, via sodamnrelatable)


  2. ralphthemouth:


    It just keeps…… getting. …. better

    (Source: melhoresgifsdomundo, via destr0yed--s0ul)




  5. snorlaxatives:

    when ya hair game is on point but you wanna shower


    (via sodamnrelatable)


  6. anxiousbagel:

    emotionally manipulative things you should never say to people:

    • "i would kill myself without you"
    • "everyone leaves me, don’t leave me like they did"
    • basically anything that guilts the other person into staying in a relationship with you

    (via iskyvalker)


  7. perksofbeingafanboy:

    I’d happily watch an 8 hour film adaptation of a book if it meant every little book detail was put in it

    (via momsofficial)


  8. itssexualhour:

    so my boyfriend and I tried roleplaying the other day and we did the whole “professor and bad student who needs to pass” thing, only he wanted to be the professor, so I had to be the horny and failing student. I’m the valedictorian of my senior class of 400 and I have a horrible phobia of flunking, so when he whispered “you’re failing my class, you naughty girl” in my ear, I started crying and we had to stop

    (via pagingme)


  9. fancypancakes:


    whoever wrote this line needs to receive a medal

    I will reblog this until my fingers bleed

    (Source: tastefullyoffensive, via photo-shopped-perfection)


  10. houseofhannibal:



    dash is named dash because he runs really fast

    violet is named violet because ultraviolet rays are invisible to the human eye

    so what’s jack jack’s name got to do with his power

    jack of all trades because he has so many powers


    What the actual fuck

    (via fighting-for-survival)