1. itssexualhour:

    so my boyfriend and I tried roleplaying the other day and we did the whole “professor and bad student who needs to pass” thing, only he wanted to be the professor, so I had to be the horny and failing student. I’m the valedictorian of my senior class of 400 and I have a horrible phobia of flunking, so when he whispered “you’re failing my class, you naughty girl” in my ear, I started crying and we had to stop

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  2. fancypancakes:

    confused-companion:

    whoever wrote this line needs to receive a medal

    I will reblog this until my fingers bleed

    (Source: tastefullyoffensive, via photo-shopped-perfection)

     


  3. houseofhannibal:

    madame-vashtranerada:

    houseofhannibal:

    dash is named dash because he runs really fast

    violet is named violet because ultraviolet rays are invisible to the human eye

    so what’s jack jack’s name got to do with his power

    jack of all trades because he has so many powers

    OH

    What the actual fuck

    (via fighting-for-survival)

     


  4. miss-mckibben:

    Justin Bieber fans trying to defend everything he does.

    image

    (via asian)

     


  5. atlasthedepressedgeek:

    hellanerd:

    hellanerd:

    hellanerd:

    hellanerd:

    MY ENTIRE DASH IS NICOLAS CAGE WHAT DID I DO

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    imageDID YOU THINK I WAS KIDDING

    imageYOUTUBE NO

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    MY SISTER CAN GO TO HELL

    (via momsofficial)

     

  6. carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

    donttouchmynewtonballs:

    Ladies and gentleman, the most pathetic reaction in horror movie history

    The longer you look at it the funnier it gets

    the one at the top that just fingers through the paper before it can emerge properly

    (via momsofficial)

     


  7. cassjaytuck:

    what if you started making car alarm noises when people you didn’t like touched you

    (via momsofficial)

     

  8. breathe-without-me:

    It just takes one cut. The cut doesn’t even have to be deep or bleed. 

    One cut that can change your life and who you are.

    (Source: breathe-without-me, via fighting-for-survival)

     


  9. buildmorewalls:

    laserbabe:

    it’s weird how yogurt is almost exclusively advertised to women

    good 

    let the men develop weak bones 

    (via momsofficial)

     


  10. scott-pilgrimage:

    whosromeo:

    i think it’s cute when someone admits they have a crush on you

    i think it’s a fucking miracle 

    (via momsofficial)