1. bussykiller:

    precumming:

    what if you got a dollar for everytime you masturbated 

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    (Source: precumming, via asian)

     

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  3. ashazzminscreed:

    omfgcate:

    dqdbpb:

    we’re halfway thru april, u know what tht means?

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    #ITS GONNA BE MAY

    HOW DOES THIS MAKE ME LAUGH EVERY FUCKING YEAR!?

    (via asian)

     

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  6. fireflufferz:

    carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

    one time i saw someone skipping rocks and eating a sandwich along the beach and idk he just tossed his sandwich in the water and bit the rock and he just stiffened a bit but i saw him dying inside after realizing what had just happened

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    (Source: carry-on-my-wayward-butt, via momsofficial)

     


  7. awellkept-secret:

    this guy in my class said his brother lost his wallet in Canada and someone shipped it back with souvenirs

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    (via asian)

     

  8. milkyfriend:

    thepandabaker:

    shuckl:

    shuckl:

    i don’t understand what’s going on here

    someone please tell me why did somebody gif this what is she doing

    She put Harry’s name in the Goblet of Fire.

    do u think taylor is one of those people that get off on pain like when no ones looking shell stab her leg with a fork and roll her eyes into the back of her head

    (Source: sophomorealbum, via lostandfuckedover)

     


  9. blastortoise:

    Someone is earlier was trying to argue that Angelina Jolie went “too far” by having the surgery to remove her breasts in order to pretty much eliminate her chances of getting cancer when her family had a history of it

    He said

    That her breasts were more important than getting rid of cancer

    Out loud

    In front of people

    In public

    And he was being serious.

    (Source: blastortoise-chan, via lostandfuckedover)

     

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